Why don't we have radio like this? - UK-Muscle Body Building Community

RACK · 31-10-2007, 07:49 AM

Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work
and hearing this.

Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning
show in Sydney.
The DJs play a game where they award winners great
prizes. The game is Called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call
someone at work and ask if they are married or
seriously involved with someone. If the contestant
answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet
highly personal questions.
The person is also asked to divulge the name of their
partner (with phone number) for verification. If their
partner answers those same three questions correctly,
they both win the prize.

One particular game, however, several months ago made
the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and
is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet.
Anyway, here's how it all went down:

DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of
'Mate Match'?'

Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.'

DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to
the Gold Coast if you win.
What is your name? First only please.'

Contestant: 'Brian.'

DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?'

Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.'

DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First
only please.'

Brian: 'Sara.'

DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?'

Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.'

DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.'

DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you
had sex?'

Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...'

DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?'

Brian: 'About 10 minutes.'

DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would
ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.'

Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.'

DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8
o'clock this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...'

DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?'

Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is
staying with us for a couple of weeks...'

DJ: 'Uh huh...'

Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at
the time.'

DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.'

Brian: 'On the kitchen table.'

DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the
previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I
will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number
and call her up. You listen to this.'

[3 minutes of commercials follow. ]

DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?' (touch
tones.....ringing....)

Clerk: 'Kinkos.'

DJ: 'Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?'

Clerk: 'This is she.'

DJ: 'Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the
air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a
couple of hours now.'

Sara: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?'

DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us.
Brian knows not to give any..answers away or you'll
lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate
Match'?'

Sara: 'No.'

DJ: 'Good!'

Brian: (laughing)

Sara: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?'

Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly,
okay? Be completely honest.'

DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3
questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's
answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold
Coast for 5 days on us.

Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?'

Sara: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian
went to work.'

DJ: 'What time?'

Sara: 'Around 8 this morning.'

DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?'

Sara: '12, 15 minutes maybe.'

DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is
trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last
question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip
to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?'

Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.'

DJ: 'Where did you have it?'

Sara: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that
did you?'

Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.'

DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sara?'

Sara: 'Well...'

DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it?

Sara: 'Up the ar$e.....'

After a long pause, the DJ said, 'Folks, we need to
take a station break'

And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars
laughing!

megatron · 31-10-2007, 07:53 AM

ROFL that made my day man.

Incredible Bulk · 31-10-2007, 08:56 AM

ha ha ha ha

chrisj22 · 31-10-2007, 09:19 AM

Quality! pmsl...

**Nytol** · 31-10-2007, 09:27 AM

PMSL

Captain Hero · 31-10-2007, 09:36 AM

Greyphantom · 31-10-2007, 09:40 AM

No... no....stop, my ribs, my precious, precious ribs...... oh the tears are rolling down my face... thats just gold...

Jock · 31-10-2007, 09:49 AM

Quality!!!!!!

Magic Torch · 31-10-2007, 10:03 AM

REEEEEPPPPPPSSSS LMFAO

ainslie · 31-10-2007, 10:29 AM

LMFAO

TH&S · 31-10-2007, 10:59 AM

Anyone else think that Sara sounds hot? Or was that just me?

RACK · 31-10-2007, 11:12 AM

Well, she takes it up the tradesman's so she's gotta be a bit naughty! She's a keeper!

cyberheater · 31-10-2007, 11:15 AM

Ha ha. Just brilliant.

gym rat · 31-10-2007, 01:14 PM

that well and truely cheered me up, lmfao

genan · 31-10-2007, 02:43 PM

did they win the trip?

31-10-2007, 07:49 AM	#1 (permalink)
RACK Gym Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 476	Why don't we have radio like this? Just imagine sitting in traffic on your way to work and hearing this. Many Sydney folks DID hear this on the FOX FM morning show in Sydney. The DJs play a game where they award winners great prizes. The game is Called 'Mate Match'. The DJs call someone at work and ask if they are married or seriously involved with someone. If the contestant answers 'yes', he or she is then asked 3 random yet highly personal questions. The person is also asked to divulge the name of their partner (with phone number) for verification. If their partner answers those same three questions correctly, they both win the prize. One particular game, however, several months ago made the Harbour City drop to its knees with laughter and is possibly the funniest thing you've heard yet. Anyway, here's how it all went down: DJ: 'Hey! This is Ed on FOX-FM. Have you ever heard of 'Mate Match'?' Contestant: (laughing) 'Yes, I have.' DJ: 'Great! Then you know we're giving away a trip to the Gold Coast if you win. What is your name? First only please.' Contestant: 'Brian.' DJ: 'Brian, are you married or what?' Brian: (laughing nervously) 'Yes, I am married.' DJ: 'Thank you. Now, what is your wife's name? First only please.' Brian: 'Sara.' DJ: 'Is Sara at work, Brian?' Brian: 'She is gonna kill me.' DJ: 'Stay with me here, Brian! Is she at work?' Brian: (laughing) 'Yes, she's at work.' DJ: 'Okay, first question - when was the last time you had sex?' Brian: 'About 8 o'clock this morning.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: (laughing sheepishly) 'Well...' DJ: 'Question #2 - How long did it last?' Brian: 'About 10 minutes.' DJ: 'Wow! You really want that trip, huh? No one would ever have said that if a trip wasn't at stake.' Brian: 'Yeah, that trip sure would be nice.' DJ: 'Okay. Final question. Where did you have sex at 8 o'clock this morning? Brian: (laughing hard) 'I, ummm, I, well...' DJ: 'This sounds good, Brian. Where was it at?' Brian: 'Not that it was all that great, but her mum is staying with us for a couple of weeks...' DJ: 'Uh huh...' Brian: '...and the Mother-In-Law was in the shower at the time.' DJ: 'Atta boy, Brian.' Brian: 'On the kitchen table.' DJ: 'Not that great?? That is more adventure than the previous hundred times I've done it. Okay folks, I will put Brian on hold, get this wife's work number and call her up. You listen to this.' [3 minutes of commercials follow. ] DJ: 'Okay audience; let's call Sara, shall we?' (touch tones.....ringing....) Clerk: 'Kinkos.' DJ: 'Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?' Clerk: 'This is she.' DJ: 'Sara, this is Ed with FOX-FM. We are live on the air right now and I've been talking with Brian for a couple of hours now.' Sara: (laughing) 'A couple of hours?' DJ: 'Well, a while now. He is on the line with us. Brian knows not to give any..answers away or you'll lose. Sooooooo... do you know the rules of 'Mate Match'?' Sara: 'No.' DJ: 'Good!' Brian: (laughing) Sara: (laughing) 'Brian, what the hell are you up to?' Brian: (laughing) 'Just answer his questions honestly, okay? Be completely honest.' DJ: 'Yeah yeah yeah. Sure. Now, I will ask you 3 questions, Sara. If your answers match Brian's answers, then the both of you will be off to the Gold Coast for 5 days on us. Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Alright. When did you last have sex, Sara?' Sara: 'Oh God, Brian....uh, this morning before Brian went to work.' DJ: 'What time?' Sara: 'Around 8 this morning.' DJ: 'Very good. Next question. How long did it last?' Sara: '12, 15 minutes maybe.' DJ: 'Hmmmm. That's close enough. I am sure she is trying to protect his manhood. We've got one last question, Sara. You are one question away from a trip to the Gold Coast. Are you ready?' Sara: (laughing) 'Yes.' DJ: 'Where did you have it?' Sara: 'OH MY GOD, BRIAN!! You didn't tell them that did you?' Brian: 'Just tell him, honey.' DJ: 'What is bothering you so much, Sara?' Sara: 'Well...' DJ: Come on Sara..... where did you have it? Sara: 'Up the ar$e.....' After a long pause, the DJ said, 'Folks, we need to take a station break' And the drivers of Sydney almost crashed their cars laughing!

31-10-2007, 07:53 AM	#2 (permalink)
megatron Just ignore him Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,870	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? ROFL that made my day man. __________________ I feel that life is too short to worry about upsetting the general consensus when one thinks against the grain. I will speak my mind truthfully, even if it means making enemies. Although you may disagree with me - it is all simply opinion, no right or wrong. I won't lie to anyone in order to be accepted by the noisy majority otherwise I sacrifice my credability. If you choose to hate me as a result that is your issue not mine. "He who stands with me shall be my brother" Fight against NAMBLA: To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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31-10-2007, 09:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Greyphantom Getting HUGE! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: London Posts: 1,782	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? No... no....stop, my ribs, my precious, precious ribs...... oh the tears are rolling down my face... thats just gold... __________________ Greyphantom The Ghost who Grows!!!

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TH&S #1 Bob Nutcher Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 4,712	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? Anyone else think that Sara sounds hot? Or was that just me?

31-10-2007, 11:12 AM	#12 (permalink)
RACK Gym Addict Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 476	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? Well, she takes it up the tradesman's so she's gotta be a bit naughty! She's a keeper!

31-10-2007, 11:15 AM	#13 (permalink)
cyberheater Gym Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 375	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? Ha ha. Just brilliant.

31-10-2007, 01:14 PM	#14 (permalink)
gym rat loving the bulk Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: northern ireland,londonderry Posts: 2,373	Re: Why don't we have radio like this? that well and truely cheered me up, lmfao

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