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Old 10-08-2007, 09:30 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So i'm going for a colonic today

Looking forward to having my bowels blasted out, anyone else had it done? any expereinces?
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Old 10-08-2007, 09:42 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

Fair play mate I really wanna get it done!

Before anyone say's Gay, I had a sea salt scrub and mud bath on hols and a top to toe massage after it was the nuts so fook it I am a little homo but I dont care
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Old 10-08-2007, 09:47 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

ah the old rectal-rinse, how much is that costing mate?
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Old 10-08-2007, 09:49 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

This one is £65, I didn't want to get some cheap one out the back of a van or something ;)
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Mate, if your mrs gives you earache just tell her to mind her own fcukin business.....
What I did was do gear for 6 months then said to my mrs I was thinking of trying them. She said well, they'll make you all more aggressive, d1ck small etc etc, the usual and I replied I'd been on them 6 months to which she said, oh well then, no worries...


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Old 10-08-2007, 10:20 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

My wife's has had a few, from what she told me and what I've seen - Take something warm to ware, the luck warm water they use in you really drops your core temp. It takes her quite a long time to warm up afterwards.

Enjoy, let us know how you get on!!

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Old 10-08-2007, 10:29 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

i like the idea of it. Is there any chance you could slip a camera in there and post it in Male Animal (footage of a woman, not you!)
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:35 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

I would love to have it done but having someone sticking a tube up my a-hole really dont float my boat sorta scares the crap out of me... Wuss I am LOL
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:35 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

I really want to get it done, but I asked my piles and they said no....lol:confused:
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

What's the benefit of having this done?
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:45 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

benefits: removal of impacted feces, expansion of closed intestinal pockets, better digestive health, better liver health, better peristaltic motions.
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Old 10-08-2007, 10:45 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

You can get home kits here http://www.e-enema.co.uk/

I found that site while looking for Psyllium Husks. I bought one but haven't had the balls to use it yet lol
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

funny how everyone seems to want one but because it involves something being inserted up the anus its a no-no, lol, im the same but in all honesty I reckon the benefitsa outweigh the negatives, especially for bodybuilders with back up intestines etc, its justwhat we do need, however, it would take some guts for me to do it lol
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:28 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today

My missus has em done, makes her feel loads better.
My mate had one done the other month, so he bought me a voucher to have one done for my bday (cheers!!), got a couple of months yet before it expires..
Want to get it done but ive had food poisoning and things recently so think im pretty clear if you know what i mean lol.

will give myself sometime to get a bit clogged again
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JW having the runs isn't nea rthe same mate... The colonic stage 3 uses a light pressure to expand pockets of the intestines which are closed from years of usege, this is one of the major benefits. Aftershock - the same thign applies to home kits - never as good as a propper one becase of the pressure/flushing effect which can't be gotten from a home kit.
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My missus has em done, makes her feel loads better.
My mate had one done the other month, so he bought me a voucher to have one done for my bday (cheers!!), got a couple of months yet before it expires..
Want to get it done but ive had food poisoning and things recently so think im pretty clear if you know what i mean lol.

will give myself sometime to get a bit clogged again

The good thing with colonics is it gets all the sh1te (literally...lol) off the intestinal walls that hangs around, even with regular movements.

A guy on my site is really good with this stuff and explains it well, apparently a normal person can have between 10-14 meals backed up down there at any given time, someone healthy might have like 4-5.

Threelac is a good product to take and also have colonics aswell, many ppl who do this before a cycle ( a cleanse if you will) get more out of their gear because all the crap and sh1t is removed.
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