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Old 10-08-2007, 11:43 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Megatron, so you reckon even if ive had the sh1ts constant for 2 weeks there will still be loads stuck up there that the colonic will get rid off??

if thats the case i will book in asap.... just hope i dont lose too much weight lol
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Old 10-08-2007, 11:46 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Eating 6 or more times a day must cause blockage. You get colonic trips in Thailand I think. Nice holiday in the sun while your anoos get's stretched!!
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it relieves the bloating while on a cycle to.
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Megatron, so you reckon even if ive had the sh1ts constant for 2 weeks there will still be loads stuck up there that the colonic will get rid off??

if thats the case i will book in asap.... just hope i dont lose too much weight lol
That's what I was wondering. have it done and then your 5kg's lighter!!! Then again would you want to carry around a few kg's of sh!t in a bag..... NO!!

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Old 10-08-2007, 11:51 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Megatron, so you reckon even if ive had the sh1ts constant for 2 weeks there will still be loads stuck up there that the colonic will get rid off??

if thats the case i will book in asap.... just hope i dont lose too much weight lol

Absolutely, having the runs will give a good clear out. But from what iv'e read there will still be closed pockets of teh intestine that can be expanded by a propper colonic.
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:24 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Re: So i'm going for a colonic today
It's not for me. You can stick your colonic up ur ar$e!

Joking aside, I know people who swear by them but doesn't it upset the balance of bacteria in the intestines that help with digestion?
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Old 10-08-2007, 12:41 PM   #22 (permalink)
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It does upset the bacteria but you can put the good bacterial back i again with a pro-biotic
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I want it done but it scares the crap outta me.....
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Old 10-08-2007, 01:25 PM   #25 (permalink)
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Did anyone see the famous JackAss clip where the guy had one done?
(He was wearing a Father Christmas outfit at the time, and you saw everthing go through the clear tube - gross)!

Supposebly you really do feel a new person once the procedure is over, and alot "cleaner" too. Alot that have had it done would do it again!

Also after 3 or 4 of these, the "stuff" that comes out gets darker and darker, because it's the caked in stuff that is further in the organs that takes a few procedure to fully be released.

Not had one done, but you will feel like a new man!
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I wonder if Mr Goatse has had it done. I think Megatron's task for friday afternoon is to find Mr Goatse's colonic pictures!

(Sorry for those who dont understand, Mr Goaste is a man whose pics have appeard on Male Animal. Lets just say, he is a man who is not a stranger to experimentation).
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if a BBer can shed that little more weight to make a weight class, sounds like a clear winner.
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on ultimate fighter 5, That lazy fat one, Gabe think his name was had a few done to try and make weight.
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Dont think colonics remove big fat guts lol
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just got back... man I feel really good. I actually feel happy?? wierd - anyway, well worth a try if you can pluckup the courage to have someone fiddle with your ass and flush through enough water to wash a bus!
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