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    Joke....................

    COMPLIMENT


    A man, standing nude, looks in the bedroom mirror and says to his
    wife, "I feel horrible, I look fat, ugly and out of shape. Pay me a
    compliment."
    The wife replies, "Your eyesight's damn near perfect."
    Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

    Scott

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    Re: Joke....................

    LOL

 

 

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