kyrocera

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room
was taken.

"You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a
bed, I don't care where."

"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force
guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the
cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people
in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd
be worth it to you."

"No problem," the tired Marine assured him. "I'll take it."

The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy-tailed.

"How'd you sleep?" asked the manager.

"Never better."

The manager was impressed. "No problem with the other guy
snoring, then?"

"Nope, I shut him up in no time" said the Marine.

"How'd you manage that?" asked the manager.

"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came into the room,"
the Marine" explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the
cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night
watching me."

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(¸.·´ (¸.·`¤ Cheers ¤ Paul

Delhi

What did you all get your wife / girlfriend for valentines day?
I got mine a nice belt and bag.

























Hoover works a treat now.

DB

make up.....




to cover her black eyes :beer1:

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DB sleeps with a night light. Not because DB is
afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of DB.


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Aftershock

Slippers and a Vibrator, so if she dont like the slippers she can go f**k herself.. :tongue10:

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"You are what you eat you can't possibly be anything else"

or put another way "eat sh*t look like sh*t!!"

Aftershock