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Thread: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

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    So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    So I took off her shirt. Then she said, "Take off my skirt." I took off her skirt. "Take off my shoes." I took off her shoes. "Now my hose, bra, and knickers." I took them off. Then she looked at me and said

    "I don't want to catch you wearing my things ever again"
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    ffs that was sh1t.
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    Wow that dived.
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    I'm gonna invest in a blindfold cause I'd probably cringe to death if she was looking at me

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    is it the new fashion to start whole threads just to tell a joke
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    ive got a better joke dazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzza where i slap you round the head with a 14lb carp but hey ho...
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Lol

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Daaazzaaaaaaaaa,
    repping on down,
    he thinks hes funny,
    aint nothing but a clown


    (i thought the original joke was kinda funny )
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Ah well i thought it was funny.......

    Certainly beats reading my wife/life etc is down the toilet every five minutes
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    yaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!!!

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    didnt there used to be a joke thread for rubbish jokes

    Seems a hell of alot of single joke threads lately, and non of them as funny as fats gyno.
    8 o'clock in the morning i'll have fish and a rice cake, at 10 o'clock i'll have fish, at 12 o'clock i'll have.....fish and a rice cake, at 2 o'clock i'll have......fish, at 4 o'clock just before i train i'll have..... fish and a rice cake, i'll train....i'll have me fish, come home have some more fish with a rice cake then have some more fish before i go to bed.

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Pic or BS

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Quote Originally Posted by Thunderstruck View Post
    didnt there used to be a joke thread for rubbish jokes

    Seems a hell of alot of single joke threads lately, and non of them as funny as fats gyno.
    hahahaha fat's gyno, everyone had forgot about that!! FUNNY

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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    Well I thought it was funny. I might even go so far as to copy and past it to my facebook account as a gesture of support.
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    Re: So my wife came up to me and said, "Take off my shirt"

    I stuck up for you before Dazzza, I can't do it this time mate, that fcuking sucked, must try harder reads the report.
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