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    Re: Mail order brides...

    A guy I know went over there and got himself a bride. He went over on holiday with no intention of getting himself a Thai bride but he ended up with one. She's a looker and a half and worships the ground he walks on.

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I love to see these bald, fat, middle aged men walking around supermarkets with a young tight Thai wife tottering around on high heels. Can't fault either of them, they're both getting what they want.

    Best (worst) one I ever saw was when i sold a car to a guy who'd obviously bought a Thai bride. The problem was that the guy was maybe 5' 7" or so but his wife was at least 6' 2" and in heels was obviously even bigger. She was a pretty enough lass but had the build not unlike the Honey Monster. We joked in the office that all her full-length pictures must have been took either on a beach or in the middle of a field where there was no points of reference to how fu(king huge she was!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by superdazzler View Post
    I love to see these bald, fat, middle aged men walking around supermarkets with a young tight Thai wife tottering around on high heels. Can't fault either of them, they're both getting what they want.

    Best (worst) one I ever saw was when i sold a car to a guy who'd obviously bought a Thai bride. The problem was that the guy was maybe 5' 7" or so but his wife was at least 6' 2" and in heels was obviously even bigger. She was a pretty enough lass but had the build not unlike the Honey Monster. We joked in the office that all her full-length pictures must have been took either on a beach or in the middle of a field where there was no points of reference to how fu(king huge she was!!!!!!
    Probable a ladyboy lol

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I know a really rich man who has a thai bride!
    There both about 50 , and she brought her daughter from a previous relationship over here too!
    Anyway now the wife is old , he's started shagging her daughter from a previous relationship who's 23 now!
    She's alright with it too lol

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    i havent had much luck with the old fashioned way ofmeeting someone and doing it properly .married twice and managed to fcuk them both up. i dread to think what a mess i would make of a mail order one

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I've often thought about it. Looked into it too, it costs about £5k all told. If you get a good 'un, they're s'posed to be very loyal. But how do you tell if she's just after a passport, or real love. Thai men, I've

    heard are lazy fvckers, & the women want marriage for real. BUT, there's alot of horror stories with 'em too. Thing is tho' being in my 40's, a 20 something girl just wouldn't be mature enuff for me

    ( or do I mean immature!)

    I'd like one on a trial basis tho...something like £10 per 'insertion'.....

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    5 grand? Bargain if u get one that cooks fcuks and cleans, what more do u need!!

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I know two people that married filipino women after only writing letters to them.

    25 and 20 years on theyre still together even with a 20 year age gap and an obvious social divide still. The women both worship the men and vice versa. Although they women are completely physco!

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I've met a lot of people (through my work) who've made marriages like this. Sometimes they visit and meet the women but there are sites for writing to people too. Usually it's older men and much younger women but also sometimes women in their 50s-60s, marrying 25yr olds.

    Seems to work for a lot of people. Both are getting what they want.

    I have a friend (41yr old male) who keeps a 22yr old woman in Thailand. He spends 6 months in every 12 out there. He's trying to bring her to the Uk but finding it difficult.

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    ting tong and mr dudley comes to mind.

    tingtong.jpg

    I think they got on well..

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    Its funny tho l have never heard of any real horror stories regarcing this.

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    Quote Originally Posted by tom42021 View Post
    I know a really rich man who has a thai bride!
    There both about 50 , and she brought her daughter from a previous relationship over here too!
    Anyway now the wife is old , he's started shagging her daughter from a previous relationship who's 23 now!
    She's alright with it too lol
    That's mental if it's true.

    Yeah same here Milky. There's a guy in the pub whose son married one and she is supposed to be great as well.
    Last edited by digitalis; 30-03-2012 at 07:54 PM.

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    I dont think i'd enjoy a silent 22 year old fox sitting on my big sexy whang every night......i much prefer old fat uk trollops pmsl
    It's all sh1ts and giggles.......'til somebody giggles and sh1ts

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    A friend was going to tialand for years and meeting same girl when he brought here over I was shockd she looks like ping pong off little Britain and her name is me hore ha ha I nearly passed out

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    Re: Mail order brides...

    A bloke in my local pub has one. He must be about 50, usually looks quite dishevelled and scruffy but pleasant enough. She has been around a good few years now. Not really much of a looker though TBH.

    Some may be in it for the money/passport, but it's also notable that foreign birds are quite different to English birds in many ways. I'm not tarring them all with the same brush, but a lot of English birds these days are just plain hard work, and have attitude - see that thread on here with the video of some bird dropping the nut on her b/f for instance. Only English women are capable of that kind of behaviour.




 

 
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