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Old 14-08-2006, 03:47 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Any of you been here? It's a monthly fetish night in London. I went on saturday - wild. Unfortunately, I drank, which I rarely do, and that put me in a bad, aggressive mood. So's instead of actually participating in any of the actual shagging, I went round headbutting walls instead. Ho-hum.

On the plus side, I did get this girl to strap me to this board and punch me in the face!
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Old 14-08-2006, 03:50 PM   #2 (permalink)
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yeah anyone whose been there and been bummed out by a strapon wearing leather mistress, we want to know.

Prize for best fetish act/costume with pictures

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Old 14-08-2006, 03:53 PM   #3 (permalink)
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not into girls that like too much deviation got too many issues of my own without wondering why the fcuk some girl likes to be beaten i know the answer is who cares beat her then smash her but i guess im just not heartless/male enough?
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Old 14-08-2006, 03:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Any of you been here? It's a monthly fetish night in London. I went on saturday - wild. Unfortunately, I drank, which I rarely do, and that put me in a bad, aggressive mood. So's instead of actually participating in any of the actual shagging, I went round headbutting walls instead. Ho-hum.

On the plus side, I did get this girl to strap me to this board and punch me in the face!
man i envy u
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you know i wrote that and even to me it sounds like im trying to curry favour with the ladies what a fookin loser someone shoot me please
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Old 14-08-2006, 03:59 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 14-08-2006, 04:05 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I went there a few years back...It was at the angel, Islington....funny as fcuk....a bird wearing nothing but cling film begged me to beat her senseless with a whip, I declined, then I had these 2 birds follow me to the toilet asking if they could scuk me off. (would have let them if they weren't so friggin' ugly)....Quite an eyeopener it was.....never went back again....
One funny thing though, I went into one of the side rooms and there was this bloke bending over getting whipped by 2 birds, he couldn't see because he was blindfolded, so I asked one of the birds for the whip and nearly broke the thing on him, me and my pal were pi**ing ourselves laughing....
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Old 14-08-2006, 04:07 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I went there a few years back...It was at the angel, Islington....funny as fcuk....a bird wearing nothing but cling film begged me to beat her senseless with a whip, I declined, then I had these 2 birds follow me to the toilet asking if they could scuk me off. (would have let them if they weren't so friggin' ugly)....Quite an eyeopener it was.....never went back again....
One funny thing though, I went into one of the side rooms and there was this bloke bending over getting whipped by 2 birds, he couldn't see because he was blindfolded, so I asked one of the birds for the whip and nearly broke the thing on him, me and my pal were pi**ing ourselves laughing....
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Old 14-08-2006, 04:10 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I went a few years back,

It was one of my girlfriends friends birthday's (they were a Gothy drama student lot!)

I don't remember too much of the night (I think my mind blocked a lot of it out),

I was at theat Jealous stage of the relationship and it did my nut in being there with her.

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^^^^ she wasn't wearing cling film was she mate??...lol
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Next one's at Mass in Brixton, Saturday 9th of September. They had some cracking tunes as well. I'll be there. Could make an interesting alternative to the usual ''UK-M meet up at Nandos'' affair...... ;)
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I'll bring my g'friend along and get some big fat bloke to smash the sh1t out her ar5e LMFAO
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