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| My name is EARL Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Arnie 08
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Fav Movie Quotation Like it says folks. I may have to do some googling, however: "This isn't existing, this is sharing the same cage" Elizabeth Taylor in Cat on a Hot Tin Roof AND (I will probably get this one wrong) "You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off!" Michael Caine in THe Italian Job x x x T |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Soooo many!! Robin Williams - Patch Adams - 'I thought if I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. But if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick, and that might be a way of getting around' Anchorman - Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina. Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct. Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago. Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego? Ron Burgundy: No. No. Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really. Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree. (*all in a jewish accent*) 'If i'd known i was going to see the president i would have worn a tie!' ... bit of a private joke - but that cracks me up everytime!!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | so many, i was watching team america earlier so: "I'll rip your balls off and shove them up your a*s*! So the next time you s**t, you'll s**t all over your balls" ![]()
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | The Usual Suspects Verbal Kint: Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze. Verbal Kint: How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss? Verbal Kint: The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. x x x T |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Boogie Nights Floyd: I enjoy simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth. That's me -- call me crazy, call me a pervert, but this is something I enjoy. Buck (to Customer): Hear that bass? It kicks and turns and curls up in your belly, makes you wanna freaky-deaky, right? Dirk: I'm the biggest star here -- that's the way it is: I wanna fc-uk. And it's my big d1ck, so everybody get ready. x x x T |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | that first quote in the last post is quality!!! lmao!
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Airplane Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever seen a grown man naked? Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators? LOL you would think it was Joe and Danny! x x x T |
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Airplane Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. x x x T |
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