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| super-hypno-moderator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Babylon
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Not a fan of Lock Stock after I met the little tw*t who plays Eddie. Make no mistake he is a tw*t and nearly got thrown/fell down the stairs in the club I was working at. Oh and he was caught in the toilets getting sexual favours off girls in exchange for coke. (allegedly) ![]()
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| Gym Addict Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Herts
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![]() ![]() ![]() | football factory Tommy:well what else are you gona do on a saturday? sit in on your f**kin armchair w**king of to pop idols? then try to avoid your wives gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marrige? then go and spunk your wages on kebabs, fruit machines and brasses? F**k that for a laugh! i know what id rather do....Tottenham away! |
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| strongest straight person on UKM (as everyone else is gay) Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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| A diamond in the rough Join Date: Nov 2004
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Shelly: "The leads are weak." Blake: "The leads are weak? The bleeping leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business 15 years." Dave: "What's your name?" Blake: "bleep you-- that's my name! You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!" Blake: "Go and do likewise, gents. The money's out there-- you pick it up, it's yours, you don't, I got no sympathy for you. You want to go out on those sits tonight and close-- close-- it's yours. Not, you're gonna be shining my shoes. And you know what you'll be saying. Bunch of losers sittin around in a bar, 'Oh youh, I used to be a salesman. It's a tough racket.'" Blake: "The good news is, you're fired. The bad news is you've got-- all of you've got-- just one week to regain your jobs, starting with tonight-- starting with tonight's sit. Oh, have I got your attention now? Good." Guess the film anyone? |
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| 15 stone 10lb Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: hartlepool, north east england
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| | #54 (permalink) |
| A diamond in the rough Join Date: Nov 2004
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Harry Reynard (Taylor Nichols): "Yeah, um, I need to talk to my wife." Seth: "No, you don't need to do that, Harry." Harry: "I'll call you reght back." Seth: "And, I'm going to lunch in five minutes." Harry: "No, I... I need to talk to her first." Seth: "Tell, me, Harry, uh, you're at work right now, aren't you?" Harry: "Yeah." Seth: "So, what do you do for a living?" Harry: "Uh, I'm a purchasing manager at a gourmet foods company." Seth: "So, does part of your job involve making decisions?" Harry: "Of course." Seth: "So, when you're making one of these decisions, do you call your wife and ask her what you should do?" Harry: "Of course not. But that's a little bit different." Seth: "Different? How is that different? It's your money. You earned it. Besides, you know, all you're doing is investing it. I'm not selling crack here, Harry. You know, she's only gonna be happy when she sees that you made a wise investment for the family. Just... just think of the flip side. When your wife does the shopping, does she call you from pathmart to find out if she can use a coupon for Captain Crunch?" Chris: "Hi, Dr. Jacobs? This is Chris Marlin over at J.T. Marlin." Dr. Jacobs (Peter Maloney): "Marlin?" Chris: "Right. He's my father." Richie O'Flaherty (Scott Caan): "He's my mother." Chris: "So, my associate tells me you're interested in one of our stocks." Doctors Secretary: "Your wife's on three." Dr. Jacobs: "I will call her back. Uh, yes. M.S.C. sounds like it might be interesting." Chris: "Might me? 'Might be' doesn't sell stock at the rate M.S.C.'s going for, Dr. Jacobs. 'Cause we're talking very high volume here." Dr. Jacobs: "Well, I still have to run it by my people." Chris: "That's great, Doc, if you wanna miss yet another opportunity here and watch your colleagues get rich doing clinical trials and don't buy a share and hang up the phone." Dr. Jacobs: "Well, hold on a second. Now, I didn't say that. I just want to talk about it some more." Chris: "Honestly, Doc, I don't have the time. This stock is blowing up right now. The whole firm's going nuts. Hold on. Let me open up the door to my office. See that, Doc? That's my trading floor. Now, I have a million calls to make to a million othre doctors who are already in the know. I can't walk you through this right now. I'm sorry." Dr. Jacobs: "Okay, okay. Let's do this." Chris: "Now, since you're a new account, I can't go higher than 2,000 shares. I'm sorry." Dr. Jacobs: "2000? Are you nuts? That is way beyond what I was thinking. 2,000? Jesus! Listen, I'm curious, why can't you sell me any more than that?" Chris: "Well, we like to establish a relationship with our clients on something small before we get to the more serious trades. Let me show you several percentage points on this small trade and then we'll talk about doing future business." Dr. Jacobs: "That sounds good. Give me the 2,000 shares." Chris: "Done." Dr. Jacobs: "You sure you can't do any better on this one?" Chris: "I'm sorry, Dr. Jacobs. I can't. I'm sorry." Dr. Jacobs: "Oh, all right, we'll start with this trade, then." Chris: "I promise we'll swing for the fences on the next one. Do you want that confirmation sent to your office or your mansion?" Dr. Jacobs: "Ha, ha, very funny, Mr. Marlin." Chris: "Let me put my secretary on, and she'll take down your info. It was a pleasure doing business with you. Done and done." Everyone: "(cheering)" |
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| strongest straight person on UKM (as everyone else is gay) Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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| Your Friendly neighbourhood pusha! | Quote:
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| Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!!
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is this from "Boileroom"...? with Giovani Ribitsi and Vin Diesel...? if so its a classic and quite under rated i think. if its not ignore that i,m talkin knackers!! | |
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| Sculpting the masterpiece Join Date: Jul 2005
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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | Carlito: Who the **** are you? I should remember you? What, you think you like me? You ain't like me mother****er, you a punk. I've been with made people, connected people. Who've you been with? Chain snatching, jive-ass, maricon mother****ers. Why don't you get out of here and go snatch a purse. Carlitos Way |
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