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LondonGeezer · 27-06-2006, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by hackskii

I see undue stress and gear does not make the willie shorter it only makes the balls smaller, hell that might even make the willie look longer

I notice on a test cycle I practice that jelqing every day without even knowing what it was

PMSL... i must be high seriously.. this the first time ive sat here and laughed out loud whilst reading threads..

**hackskii** · 27-06-2006, 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by LondonGeezer

PMSL... i must be high seriously.. this the first time ive sat here and laughed out loud whilst reading threads..

Cool, I see you are not too stressed anymore.

I burst out in laughter at work reading some of these posts.

LondonGeezer · 27-06-2006, 12:26 AM

yeh all this mocking me and every1 cracking jokes about it has jus slid the fear of havin a 4.5" knob out the window.. im sure it wos miscalculations neway.

u guys are too funny.. wot do ur work colleagues say about ur noise hacks? der u are in an office in complete silence and rite at the back u explode into laughter.. i bet if u take a good look around u'll find a radius of 10metres of open space all around u where ppl have slowly day by day moved their desks further away from u.

**hackskii** · 27-06-2006, 01:47 AM

Its an airplane factory, I used to sit in a quiet place but now I have internet access at my desk.
I used to bust up and people would walk up to me to see what was so funny, but if the thread went pretty long then there were several laughter sessions.

Now, the rivet guns and all the noise, nobody would think anything.

LondonGeezer · 27-06-2006, 01:54 AM

im alrite my computers on all day and nite in my room so i jus come on click "new posts" and check the latest.. and my room is sound-proof ;) has to be wen living at home with the parents lol.. i was gona get a mirrored ceiling but it was too obvious at the time.. mayb in the new yr :p

BIG-UNC · 27-06-2006, 07:03 AM

if you want to add an inch to your william wallis then the easiest thing to do is...........ill tell yas later but it works trust me i know!

Captain Hero · 27-06-2006, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by LondonGeezer

yeh all this mocking me and every1 cracking jokes about it has jus slid the fear of havin a 4.5" knob out the window.. im sure it wos miscalculations neway.

LMAO miscalculations like it takes some kind of mathmatical formula to calculate your penis length :p

Ironman · 27-06-2006, 10:23 AM

Dude why would you measure your sh1t when you just have a semi and then worry about it shrinking? That doesnt make any sence?, and if thats the case youve started this bizzare thread for nothing. Are you all there mentally?

BIG-UNC · 27-06-2006, 10:30 AM

lol ironman

tell it as it is mate!

RAIKEY · 27-06-2006, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Ironman

Are you all there mentally?

the answer you seek, brother Ironman, lies deep within this thread,......when you find the answer , only then can you realise your true potential and become a master......

but yeah , i think the guy was p1ssed or summat,.....

BIG-UNC · 27-06-2006, 10:35 AM

hey raikey you should use your photoshop skills on this one mate im sure youd come up with a cracker!

RAIKEY · 27-06-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BIG-UNC

hey raikey you should use your photoshop skills on this one mate im sure youd come up with a cracker!

yeah i thort about it Unc but.....

i left yesterdays effort on the screen and went for lunch,......

my manager came to use my PC , saw two naked bodybuilders sitting in Noddy's car, shook his head, and walked away,....

now if i start editing pictures of tiny penis's then the rumours could really start......;)

BIG-UNC · 27-06-2006, 10:46 AM

im laughing my fcuking head off now......you should ask him (your manager) if he works out! lol

hell either sack you or promote you to get rid of ya mate lol

how the fcuk did you explain that pic?

did you say this is my friend tinytom! lol

gotta stop writing i cant see the screen for the tears!

RAIKEY · 27-06-2006, 10:58 AM

i dint even TRY to explain.......

i mean what the fcuk could i have said ?....

i just smiled , shrugged my shoulders, and went a bit red,......

re. the promotion,....a job just opened up in sales,........i,m too honest for sales tho,.......plus would you buy a quarter of a million pound coach off me!!!??

nah! dint think so!

Keyser Soze · 27-06-2006, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by RAIKEY

i dint even TRY to explain.......

i mean what the fcuk could i have said ?....

i just smiled , shrugged my shoulders, and went a bit red,......

re. the promotion,....a job just opened up in sales,........i,m too honest for sales tho,.......plus would you buy a quarter of a million pound coach off me!!!??

nah! dint think so!

Hope it's a welcome distraction from the topic, what do you do? I vaguely remember you saying you worked in a truck builders or something.

I'm just wondering what business your manager has accesssing your pc, I'm in IT myself and I'd give my Director notice if he ever logged on to my machine as me! Or did you just forget to log off?!?!?!

KS

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27-06-2006, 12:26 AM	#33 (permalink)
LondonGeezer Looking Freaky Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London Posts: 881	yeh all this mocking me and every1 cracking jokes about it has jus slid the fear of havin a 4.5" knob out the window.. im sure it wos miscalculations neway. u guys are too funny.. wot do ur work colleagues say about ur noise hacks? der u are in an office in complete silence and rite at the back u explode into laughter.. i bet if u take a good look around u'll find a radius of 10metres of open space all around u where ppl have slowly day by day moved their desks further away from u.

27-06-2006, 01:47 AM	#34 (permalink)
hackskii UK-Muscle Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sunny Southern California U.S.A. Posts: 24,337	Its an airplane factory, I used to sit in a quiet place but now I have internet access at my desk. I used to bust up and people would walk up to me to see what was so funny, but if the thread went pretty long then there were several laughter sessions. Now, the rivet guns and all the noise, nobody would think anything.

27-06-2006, 01:54 AM	#35 (permalink)
LondonGeezer Looking Freaky Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London Posts: 881	im alrite my computers on all day and nite in my room so i jus come on click "new posts" and check the latest.. and my room is sound-proof ;) has to be wen living at home with the parents lol.. i was gona get a mirrored ceiling but it was too obvious at the time.. mayb in the new yr :p

27-06-2006, 07:03 AM	#36 (permalink)
BIG-UNC IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 1,945	if you want to add an inch to your william wallis then the easiest thing to do is...........ill tell yas later but it works trust me i know!

27-06-2006, 10:23 AM	#38 (permalink)
Ironman Sculpting the masterpiece Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,464	Dude why would you measure your sh1t when you just have a semi and then worry about it shrinking? That doesnt make any sence?, and if thats the case youve started this bizzare thread for nothing. Are you all there mentally?

27-06-2006, 10:30 AM	#39 (permalink)
BIG-UNC IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 1,945	lol ironman tell it as it is mate!

27-06-2006, 10:35 AM	#41 (permalink)
BIG-UNC IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 1,945	hey raikey you should use your photoshop skills on this one mate im sure youd come up with a cracker!

27-06-2006, 10:46 AM	#43 (permalink)
BIG-UNC IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 1,945	im laughing my fcuking head off now......you should ask him (your manager) if he works out! lol hell either sack you or promote you to get rid of ya mate lol how the fcuk did you explain that pic? did you say this is my friend tinytom! lol gotta stop writing i cant see the screen for the tears!

27-06-2006, 10:58 AM	#44 (permalink)
RAIKEY Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!! Posts: 3,378	i dint even TRY to explain....... i mean what the fcuk could i have said ?.... i just smiled , shrugged my shoulders, and went a bit red,...... re. the promotion,....a job just opened up in sales,........i,m too honest for sales tho,.......plus would you buy a quarter of a million pound coach off me!!!?? nah! dint think so!