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26-06-2006, 02:08 PM
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| Sexy Moderator  Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom
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    | *sigh* What a waste of 10p in bandwidth costs 
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26-06-2006, 02:23 PM
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| Bigger, Better, Stronger  Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: North
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| At this rate, you'll soon need to sit down to do a Pee. As I always say to the ladies: I might have a wee cock, but there is 16 stone shoving it in........  Seriously though I think your original measurement may have been wrong. Last edited by Delhi; 26-06-2006 at 02:26 PM. |
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26-06-2006, 02:30 PM
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26-06-2006, 03:14 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: SW London
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london geezer.... u obviously didnt have a full on lob... watch some porn then measure it! analgeddon is a winner for a full lob on!!! eeeeeerrrr so i have been told lmao
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26-06-2006, 05:59 PM
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| Looking Freaky  Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London
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wat has this thread come to.. sorry guys i didnt sleep till like 5.30am.. woke up at 8am did a few chores and then was semi lob (not full on hard) and measured from the side at around 4.5" was shocked.. tried tuggin n stretchin it forward and got 5" max out of it n well that kept me up till about 1pm thinkin about it before i fell asleep, just woke up now. that jelqing site looks alrite but il definatly re-check. i apologise for the explicity of this thread.. but boii wos i in a state lol i was just picturing this picture a girl sent me of a guy measuring his 1.2" knob as bein the smallest around n i pictured that bein me in no time after cycle LOLLL. not to fear ur probably rite guys altho i wasn't cold i was quite relaxed but yes i wos only semi hard so that cud be it and yep i've gone from 8stone (when i last measured 6") to now 11stone and this is the first time since then that i measured. | |
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26-06-2006, 06:08 PM
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| is really, really, ridiculously good looking.  Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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26-06-2006, 06:46 PM
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| Looking Freaky Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London
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| nah man but u kno the feeling wen ur eyes just shut and you fall asleep and then you hear the alarm go off and u wake up half asleep.. lolll it woke me up wen i measured tho, for a few months ive thought its been looking small and this morning as i was semi hard i thought give it a quick once over n alarmingly found it 1" shorter i went into pannick mode.. couldnt exactly ring a mate n tell them lol so i thought best to post in on the board.. that way you lot can laff as hard as you want but i aint there to go red in the face LOL. |
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26-06-2006, 09:18 PM
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| IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME!  Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough
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 | this is some funny sh!t man!!! hey london you need to stop making excuses for its size mate its not your fault you werent blessed ( as i was) with a big fat fcuker but if the girls say anything about it just tell them you havent been well lately lmao does ya boyfriend think its shrunk? stick a couple of mil of growth in it and do afew sets (remember to warm up first though lol) later pee-wee
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26-06-2006, 09:33 PM
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| Looking Freaky Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London
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| Unc PM'd me with the following picture of him demonstrating how to take measuremnts correctly.. where was the rest of it? for u unc il pay the subscription on the jelqing website i thought i had it bad i think im ok tho unc maybe i measured wrong, haven't re-measured but wen i do il let u know.. if i am still 6" then that jelqing technique is only going to help towards my goal as a pornstar :p heheee this has to be funny thread day, was only moments ago i read hackskii's thread on injectin his woman with test to get a leg ova lollll |
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26-06-2006, 09:49 PM
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| ha ha ha ha ha ha nice one mate but i thought you said it was 4.5 not 2" think you could do with some HCG too lol
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26-06-2006, 10:23 PM
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| LondonGeezer what a wonderfully descriptive way to say what I was thinking. 
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26-06-2006, 10:28 PM
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| Looking Freaky Join Date: May 2006 Location: South-East London
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| lol peg i am known for my imagery.. u shud see me writing sexual fantasies, damn i shud have copied & pasted what a girl said after reading what i wrote.. basically every movement she made made her feel more and more aroused :p |
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26-06-2006, 11:09 PM
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| UK-Muscle Moderator  Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sunny Southern California U.S.A.
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| I am 46 years old and I do not think you shrink. In fact pop a viagra then measure it, I bet you get all your 6 inches back and a bit more. Don't worry yourself about something that is not there. I see undue stress and gear does not make the willie shorter it only makes the balls smaller, hell that might even make the willie look longer I notice on a test cycle I practice that jelqing every day without even knowing what it was Don't stress bro, some things are not as they seem, don't lose any sleep over this one.
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