FRIENDSHIP SCOTTISH STYLE
When you're sad, I will help you get pissed and get the bastard that upset you... When you're blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. When you're scared, I will rip the piss out of you until you're not... When you're worried, I will tell you how much worse it could be until you stop moaning. When you're sick, stay the feck away from me. When you fall, i'll laugh my fecking head off and help you up..