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Tatyana · 18-05-2006, 08:40 AM

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the_gre8t_1ne · 18-05-2006, 10:40 AM

for sum reason im hungry?

Crazy Mick · 18-05-2006, 10:43 AM

I'd advise women to not keep complaining about their husbands

HIGHLANDER · 18-05-2006, 02:48 PM

See, No problem to large,no problem to small,one answer fits it all

Lifes not so complicated after all is it

Highlander

**hackskii** · 18-05-2006, 06:48 PM

Perform oral sex and cook him a nice meal

I see nothing wrong with this. In fact this is very good advice for the ladies.

And remember when all else fails and things arnt going good, perform oral sex and cook him a nice meal.

Tatyana · 18-05-2006, 07:25 PM

Think it would work on me too!

I think we just sorted the battle of the sexes.

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HIGHLANDER · 18-05-2006, 09:02 PM

And after eating each other,there would be no energy left for cooking a meal, or maybe thats just me YOU BIG STUD:smoke: .

Highlander (there can only be one),atleast thats what the wife says,but she doesnt get out much

Peg · 18-05-2006, 10:10 PM

Perform oral sex and cook a nice meal.

I think you are right, Tatyana and Scott. The battle of the sexes sorted.

No energy to cook? Order pizza! Lots of fats and carbs to replenish the energy!

bigdaftjoe · 18-05-2006, 11:12 PM

no mention of smashing in back doors? i suspect this column is written by woman masquerading as a man!!!

BIG-UNC · 19-05-2006, 10:27 AM

thats some funny **** T lol

Foz1 · 19-05-2006, 12:02 PM

I dont see the humour in this, dont all women do this for their men?

Ironman · 19-05-2006, 12:29 PM

Quality - but at the moment im lucky to get some toast of my lady - let alone a nosh and a nice meal. Where did i go wrong?

Tatyana · 19-05-2006, 12:37 PM

Post baby stuff can be a bit tough on a woman.

She is probably wrapped up with the wee one, how about trying a weekly date, just for the two of you, and flowers are always good.

I am sort of low maintainence (operative word, sort of)

, and I like taking care of my guy (when I have one).

Obviously there are times in life when I don't want to cook or can't cook (like cramming for exams) or can't cook anything 'nice' (dieting) so you may want to ask some of the lads how they deal with thier girlies.

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Ironman · 19-05-2006, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Tatyana

Post baby stuff can be a bit tough on a woman.

She is probably wrapped up with the wee one, how about trying a weekly date, just for the two of you, and flowers are always good.

I am sort of low maintainence (operative word, sort of)

, and I like taking care of my guy (when I have one).

Obviously there are times in life when I don't want to cook or can't cook (like cramming for exams) or can't cook anything 'nice' (dieting) so you may want to ask some of the lads how they deal with thier girlies.

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I dont think its the post baby thing - more probably to do with a new baby on the way and the first trimester is always tough.

Flowers - got a garden full of them which she can view through the window at her leisure.

Weekly date - out of the question - lack of babysitters, cash (very skint at the moment)

Theres more to life than sex and food though - actually thinking about it there probably isnt. Oh well.

Peg · 19-05-2006, 01:52 PM

Make her feel cherished, sexy and beautiful as a mom.

Cut some of those flowers and court your wife, again.
Dividends pay big time if you do.

Order pizza (or any food she likes) get some wine and have a picnic in the living room after the kids go to bed. No babysitters needed.

Rub her back.
Give her hugs and a kisses while she is washing dishes or bathing the baby, generally doing tasks for the family as mom, and tell her you think she is beautiful and a wonderful mother.

18-05-2006, 02:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
HIGHLANDER Newbie Trainer Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 52	Agony Uncle See, No problem to large,no problem to small,one answer fits it all Lifes not so complicated after all is it Highlander

18-05-2006, 09:02 PM	#7 (permalink)
HIGHLANDER Newbie Trainer Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 52	A starter to start and finish And after eating each other,there would be no energy left for cooking a meal, or maybe thats just me YOU BIG STUD:smoke: . Highlander (there can only be one),atleast thats what the wife says,but she doesnt get out much

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the_gre8t_1ne Your Friendly neighbourhood pusha! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Ghetto (West, London) Posts: 4,086	for sum reason im hungry?

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hackskii UK-Muscle Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Sunny Southern California U.S.A. Posts: 24,337	Perform oral sex and cook him a nice meal I see nothing wrong with this. In fact this is very good advice for the ladies. And remember when all else fails and things arnt going good, perform oral sex and cook him a nice meal.

18-05-2006, 07:25 PM	#6 (permalink)
Tatyana My name is EARL Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On my bloody bike doing cardio Posts: 3,477	Think it would work on me too! I think we just sorted the battle of the sexes. x x x T

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Peg Getting HUGE! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,467	Perform oral sex and cook a nice meal. I think you are right, Tatyana and Scott. The battle of the sexes sorted. No energy to cook? Order pizza! Lots of fats and carbs to replenish the energy!

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bigdaftjoe poon star Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: sunderland Posts: 1,310	no mention of smashing in back doors? i suspect this column is written by woman masquerading as a man!!!

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BIG-UNC IF YOU BUILD IT.....THEY WILL COME! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: middlesbrough Posts: 1,945	thats some funny **** T lol

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Ironman Sculpting the masterpiece Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 1,464	Quality - but at the moment im lucky to get some toast of my lady - let alone a nosh and a nice meal. Where did i go wrong?

19-05-2006, 12:37 PM	#13 (permalink)
Tatyana My name is EARL Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: On my bloody bike doing cardio Posts: 3,477	Post baby stuff can be a bit tough on a woman. She is probably wrapped up with the wee one, how about trying a weekly date, just for the two of you, and flowers are always good. I am sort of low maintainence (operative word, sort of) , and I like taking care of my guy (when I have one). Obviously there are times in life when I don't want to cook or can't cook (like cramming for exams) or can't cook anything 'nice' (dieting) so you may want to ask some of the lads how they deal with thier girlies. x x x T

19-05-2006, 01:52 PM	#15 (permalink)
Peg Getting HUGE! Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 1,467	Make her feel cherished, sexy and beautiful as a mom. Cut some of those flowers and court your wife, again. Dividends pay big time if you do. Order pizza (or any food she likes) get some wine and have a picnic in the living room after the kids go to bed. No babysitters needed. Rub her back. Give her hugs and a kisses while she is washing dishes or bathing the baby, generally doing tasks for the family as mom, and tell her you think she is beautiful and a wonderful mother.