Thread: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

Originally Posted by Ashcrapper

all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

Is your real name Bergerac?

Originally Posted by Ashcrapper

all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door

really??? ah ffs my day is ruined now...how can i trust humanity again after this....

nothing is as it seems folks....bring back hanging.....aren't the coppers getting very young these days...i remember when shoes were a luxury...etc etc etc

Originally Posted by SON OF FRANK

Is your real name Bergerac?

No its Paul. Why do you ask?

Originally Posted by Ashcrapper

No its Paul. Why do you ask?

My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.

Ashcrapper is a master of the pish take.

I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

Originally Posted by SON OF FRANK

My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.

lmao!!

Originally Posted by SiPhil

I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

There wasnt a bus involved mate, the initial post was a joke. I think

So he beat her up and blamed it on a bus? What a cunt.

So let me get this straight, your wife got hit by a bus, the copper then made a joke about her getting hit by a bus, the guys here gave you their sypothy, lost all trust for bus drivers, police officers and life as whole,then only from your sly replies did ash manage to detect you where lieing about the whole thing and you where forced to confess, how do you sleep at night?

Originally Posted by SiPhil

I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

She doesn't have any mate! She had to have them removed after an unfortunate incident at Chester zoo a few years ago! Still makes my eyes water every time I see a lion!

Originally Posted by Hampy71

Haha it's a joke mate!!! Copper said she looks like she's been hit by a bus!!

I'm a bus driver & it really p*sses me off with this stereotyping that buses hit people a lot.

You try driving one all day & then see how funny you find it.

Believe me, it is not an easy job!

He's having a go at the lions now!