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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Hampy71 View Post
    ITS A JOKE MATE!!!!
    Right, sorry again. I just thought you meant your wife hadnt been hit by a bus. I must be looking a bit stupid here

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashcrapper View Post
    all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door
    Is your real name Bergerac?

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashcrapper View Post
    all been very misleading this. I dont think anything has happened to his wife at all pal. im beginning to think that a copper hasnt even knocked on his door
    really??? ah ffs my day is ruined now...how can i trust humanity again after this....

    nothing is as it seems folks....bring back hanging.....aren't the coppers getting very young these days...i remember when shoes were a luxury...etc etc etc

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by SON OF FRANK View Post
    Is your real name Bergerac?
    No its Paul. Why do you ask?

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Ashcrapper View Post
    No its Paul. Why do you ask?
    My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Ashcrapper is a master of the pish take.

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by SON OF FRANK View Post
    My mistake, sorry Paul, I temporarily mistook you for a well known detective for some reason.
    lmao!!

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by SiPhil View Post
    I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.
    There wasnt a bus involved mate, the initial post was a joke. I think

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    So he beat her up and blamed it on a bus? What a cunt.

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    So let me get this straight, your wife got hit by a bus, the copper then made a joke about her getting hit by a bus, the guys here gave you their sypothy, lost all trust for bus drivers, police officers and life as whole,then only from your sly replies did ash manage to detect you where lieing about the whole thing and you where forced to confess, how do you sleep at night?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiPhil View Post
    I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.
    She doesn't have any mate! She had to have them removed after an unfortunate incident at Chester zoo a few years ago! Still makes my eyes water every time I see a lion!

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    Quote Originally Posted by Hampy71 View Post
    Haha it's a joke mate!!! Copper said she looks like she's been hit by a bus!!
    I'm a bus driver & it really p*sses me off with this stereotyping that buses hit people a lot.

    You try driving one all day & then see how funny you find it.

    Believe me, it is not an easy job!

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    Re: Two coppers knocked on my door last night

    He's having a go at the lions now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rjohnson View Post
    So let me get this straight, your wife got hit by a bus, the copper then made a joke about her getting hit by a bus, the guys here gave you their sypothy, lost all trust for bus drivers, police officers and life as whole,then only from your sly replies did ash manage to detect you where lieing about the whole thing and you where forced to confess, how do you sleep at night?
    I'm really sorry lads, I should be ashamed of myself for my telling lies to gain attention!! It won't happen again!!!

 

 
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