Ashcrapper is a master of the pish take.
I'd like to see his wifes tits. To survive a bus impact you'd need some hefty cushioning.
So he beat her up and blamed it on a bus? What a cunt.
So let me get this straight, your wife got hit by a bus, the copper then made a joke about her getting hit by a bus, the guys here gave you their sypothy, lost all trust for bus drivers, police officers and life as whole,then only from your sly replies did ash manage to detect you where lieing about the whole thing and you where forced to confess, how do you sleep at night?
He's having a go at the lions now!