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Stu · 02-12-2005, 12:22 PM

Joke - "The Bodybuilder"

A bodybuilder takes a girl home to his apartment.

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have."

He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby."

He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have."

The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that.

The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

dave20 · 02-12-2005, 12:43 PM

Lee · 02-12-2005, 01:47 PM

lmao

**Great White** · 02-12-2005, 03:11 PM

Stu - You can be open here, Im sure Dirty Barry wouldnt mind you using his name, rather than just calling him "Bodybuilder" although DB total weight is 100lb`s

Carlos901 · 02-12-2005, 03:43 PM

another one my m8 sent by a text message

a husband strips off in the bedroom and tells his wife: "look at that -12 stone of pure dynamite", his wife replies: pity about the 2 inch fuse,"

02-12-2005, 12:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
Stu original nutter Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: No fixed abode Posts: 743	Bodybuilder Joke Joke - "The Bodybuilder" A bodybuilder takes a girl home to his apartment. The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"

02-12-2005, 12:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
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02-12-2005, 01:47 PM	#3 (permalink)
Lee Made in Liverpool Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,047	lmao

02-12-2005, 03:11 PM	#4 (permalink)
Great White Sexy Moderator Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: United Kingdom Posts: 9,272	Stu - You can be open here, Im sure Dirty Barry wouldnt mind you using his name, rather than just calling him "Bodybuilder" although DB total weight is 100lb`s

02-12-2005, 03:43 PM	#5 (permalink)
Carlos901 Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,843	another one my m8 sent by a text message a husband strips off in the bedroom and tells his wife: "look at that -12 stone of pure dynamite", his wife replies: pity about the 2 inch fuse,"