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Old 17-11-2005, 11:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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[color=black][font=Arial]THE BEST REPLY TO A DEAR JOHN LETTER EVER

A young guy on a year's training course in South Africa recently
received a "Dear John" letter from his girlfriend back home.
It read as follows:

Dear John, I can no longer continue our relationship.
The distance between us is just too great. I must admit that I have
cheated on you twice, since you've been gone, and it's not fair to
either of us.
I'm sorry. Please return the picture of me that I sent to you.

Love, Mary

John, with hurt feelings, asked his colleagues for any snapshots they
could spare of their girlfriends, sisters, ex-girlfriends, friends, cousins etc.
In addition to the picture of Mary, John included all the other pictures
of the pretty girls he had collected from his buddies. There were 57
photos in that envelope along with this note:

Dear Mary,
I'm so sorry, but I can't quite remember who the f**k you are. Please
take your picture from the pile, and send the rest back to me.
Take Care, John
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Old 17-11-2005, 11:53 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 12:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 12:07 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 12:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 12:54 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 01:14 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 01:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 01:49 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Old 17-11-2005, 05:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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