19 things to do at a Mcdonalds drive-thru - UK-Muscle Body Building Community

Paul uk · 19-10-2005, 03:32 PM

Mcdonalds Drive-Thru

19 Things to do at at McDonald's Drive Through

1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order.

2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for.

3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands.

4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.

5. Pay for a large order in pennies.

6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass.

7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on.

8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard.

9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box.

10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off.

11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?"

12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead.

13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.

14. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card.

15. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members).

16. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.

17. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it.

18. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.

19. Honk your horn the whole way through the line

Lauren · 19-10-2005, 03:38 PM

LOL very funny.

Kel · 19-10-2005, 03:48 PM

the staff in our mcdonalds cant even get your order right might give it a go just to see how many of them i can send over the edge, lol

Carlos901 · 19-10-2005, 03:51 PM

love it

Killerkeane · 19-10-2005, 03:55 PM

lol, I like number 14. Sounds like something my Dad would do and not think anything of it.

RAIKEY · 19-10-2005, 04:07 PM

LMAO !! i love all that stuff its great !!

that kind o SOH just gets me proper giggling.

i got a picture in my head of a mcdonalds "no stars" giving it WTF!!??

Magic Torch · 19-10-2005, 04:13 PM

In cyprus they have a McScooter Drive Thru! Now thats funny!

Killerkeane · 19-10-2005, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jamiedsmith1981

In cyprus they have a McScooter Drive Thru! Now thats funny!

I presume your taking the p**s? If not......
lol, really?
Where do you put the meal, underneath your seat?

RAIKEY · 19-10-2005, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killerkeane

I presume your taking the p**s? If not......
lol, really?
Where do you put the meal, underneath your seat?

no it goes in the basket on the front ...like on DB's R1..........

Harry · 19-10-2005, 04:42 PM

That's guarenteed to get gob in your food or worst:puke: :jerk:

Killerkeane · 19-10-2005, 04:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Harry

That's guarenteed to get gob in your food or worst:puke: :jerk:

Uwwwwwie, I thought of a sick joke there but im not going to even bother posting it.

Deano1 · 19-10-2005, 05:07 PM

i once ordered a cheese burgar then ate the burgur took the bun back and said " are you takin the **** there is no burgar in my burgar" they gave me another

sweet_FA · 19-10-2005, 05:16 PM

20. Dont actual go throught the drive through in a car, just walk round... but do all the actions as if you are driving, always gets a laff!

PS. Nothing ****es off a Mcdonalds employee more than someone asking for a completely plain burger ie no gurkins, lettuce etc

RAIKEY · 19-10-2005, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deano1

i once ordered a cheese burgar then ate the burgur took the bun back and said " are you takin the **** there is no burgar in my burgar" they gave me another

Dean!!....i,m reppin yer for using two different wrong spellings for burger in the same sentence ...3 words away from each other FFS!

i love you man !!you make my day!!

Deano1 · 19-10-2005, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RAIKEY

Dean!!....i,m reppin yer for using two different wrong spellings for burger in the same sentence ...3 words away from each other FFS!

i love you man !!you make my day!!

well to be fair I still dont know how the fuk to spell burgar I was gunna write bigmac but it wasnt a bigmac it was a cheese burgur and I couldnt really lie coudl i?
I love you to RAIKEY but dont tell barry or matt

19-10-2005, 03:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Paul uk Newbie Trainer Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 8	19 things to do at a Mcdonalds drive-thru Mcdonalds Drive-Thru 19 Things to do at at McDonald's Drive Through 1. Drive through the drive-thru in reverse and let your passenger order. 2. Ask the price of almost everything on the menu and then order something that you didn't ask the price for. 3. Tell the employee that your window is broken. Order and then pay with your door open. When the food comes, roll down the window and snatch your order from their hands. 4. Go to McDonald's and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight. 5. Pay for a large order in pennies. 6. Drive in circles around the drive through, ording just one item of your order each time you pass the window. For added fun, change clothes, hairstyles, glasses and fake beards with each pass. 7. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window-shopping and drive on. 8. Leave a big 4 litre bottle of ketchup on your dashboard. When asked if you would like ketchup with your meal, laugh sadistically for a few seconds, then adopt a serious expression and gesture to the bottle on your dashboard. 9. Ask the cashier how they fit into that little box. 10. Drive up to the window. Then, without saying anything, produce a tape-measure. Measure all aspects of the window, make a note of the measurements in a notebook, then drive off. 11. Demand to speak to the manager. When they come out, complain that you did not like the way the employee said, "May I take your order?" 12. When asked if they can take your order say, "No." Then wind up your window and just sit there staring straight ahead. 13. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you. 14. When asked to pay for your order produce a huge bucket of pennies. Attempt to hand the heap of change to the cashier, but 'accidentally' drop it all over the pavement. Spend 10-15 minutes picking it all up, then when you have collected it all, pay by credit card. 15. Attempt to barter for your food. Offer CDs, Cassettes or anything else you have in your car (including friends and family members). 16. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene. 17. When they hand you your food, hand them a bag with all the trash from your car in it. 18. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare. 19. Honk your horn the whole way through the line

19-10-2005, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Lauren The Lady Of The Manor Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Bedfordshire, UK Posts: 2,291	LOL very funny. __________________ "Are you a Raver?" "No, Im straight!" :love:

19-10-2005, 03:48 PM	#3 (permalink)
Kel Miss UK-Muscle Siren Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: North East Posts: 1,086	the staff in our mcdonalds cant even get your order right might give it a go just to see how many of them i can send over the edge, lol __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 0 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. KEL Better to have tried and failed than never to have tried at all!

19-10-2005, 03:51 PM	#4 (permalink)
Carlos901 Legend Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,785	love it __________________

19-10-2005, 03:55 PM	#5 (permalink)
Killerkeane The Geezer Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Somerset although im not proud lol. Posts: 2,978	lol, I like number 14. Sounds like something my Dad would do and not think anything of it. __________________ Fortes Fortuna Paratus Mens-Fortune favours the prepared mind.:amen:

19-10-2005, 04:07 PM	#6 (permalink)
RAIKEY Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!! Posts: 3,378	LMAO !! i love all that stuff its great !! that kind o SOH just gets me proper giggling. i got a picture in my head of a mcdonalds "no stars" giving it WTF!!?? __________________ I used to have a large gay following.......but i hid behind some cars and lost him!!

19-10-2005, 04:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Magic Torch UK-M Swimsuit model Join Date: May 2005 Location: Essex Posts: 5,165 Blog Entries: 5	In cyprus they have a McScooter Drive Thru! Now thats funny! __________________ intentionally blank

19-10-2005, 04:42 PM	#10 (permalink)
Harry EFBB Winner Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,399	That's guarenteed to get gob in your food or worst:puke: :jerk:

19-10-2005, 05:07 PM	#12 (permalink)
Deano1 daddy raikeys secret love child!!!!! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: ?they wont tell me? Posts: 817	i once ordered a cheese burgar then ate the burgur took the bun back and said " are you takin the **** there is no burgar in my burgar" they gave me another

19-10-2005, 05:16 PM	#13 (permalink)
sweet_FA im typing this slow for those who cant read fast Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: NW England Posts: 560	20. Dont actual go throught the drive through in a car, just walk round... but do all the actions as if you are driving, always gets a laff! PS. Nothing ****es off a Mcdonalds employee more than someone asking for a completely plain burger ie no gurkins, lettuce etc __________________ Too weird to live, too rare to die

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