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hovis · 12-01-2006, 03:52 PM

sorry to lower the tone but............ my farts smell...no sorry they STINK. I find this quite funny at times , BUT when im on the tredmill in the "posh" gym (no cardio in other gym) the young fit blondes are not to impressed

Snorbitz1uk · 12-01-2006, 04:16 PM

Dont fart on the treadmill then

hovis · 12-01-2006, 04:18 PM

:crazy: good point:crazy:

the_gre8t_1ne · 12-01-2006, 04:25 PM

thats due to the protein, i get that all day damn it!

Ironball · 12-01-2006, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hovis

sorry to lower the tone but............ my farts smell...no sorry they STINK. I find this quite funny at times , BUT when im on the tredmill in the "posh" gym (no cardio in other gym) the young fit blondes are not to impressed

If you manage to pull one of them fit blondes then when you are in bed put their heads under the duvet and let out a great guff and trap them under the duvet with it.aka dutch oven. That will impress them greatly

Protein and mixtures of foods i find makes me guff. Like If I had some orange juice and milk on oats it would mix up bad in my stomach and make me fart bad

demon · 12-01-2006, 10:10 PM

Extra fibre can help alleviate this problem.

Food's passage through your, err, passages is speeded up, so there is apparently less time for noxious gases to accumulate.

Something like this - http://www.naturesbest.co.uk/categor...39CQ&cat_id=51 - may help.

jim · 13-01-2006, 02:40 PM

if you eat your veg first then carbs then protein it will help. also make sure you chew food properly then you should be a lot better

neil · 21-01-2006, 03:53 PM

i know what you mean i farted in the gym the other night i soon got to go on what i wanted

Lee · 23-01-2006, 02:32 PM

I farted in my brothers living room last night, he was nearly sick lol.

it is rank though, somethin we all have to put up with :(

Magic Torch · 23-01-2006, 05:44 PM

PMSL did you follow through?

RAIKEY · 23-01-2006, 06:21 PM

i had a bad stomach for bout a week once,

farted every 3-4 mins constantly.....

every single one came from a really nasty dark place .....(not your average "surface bubbles") ..but proper full gut ones ....

and they were BAD!

the gym owner let it go for about 2 sessions then banned me, stateing i could come back when, and i quote..."you have been turned inside out and hosed down" ....

i had to train at a place in the next village , till the old tum tum was better...

and then , he only let me back in on a probationary period....

miserable bastard.......!!

Carlos901 · 23-01-2006, 08:43 PM

lmfao

12-01-2006, 03:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
hovis Gym Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 345	smelly sorry to lower the tone but............ my farts smell...no sorry they STINK. I find this quite funny at times , BUT when im on the tredmill in the "posh" gym (no cardio in other gym) the young fit blondes are not to impressed

23-01-2006, 02:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lee Made in Liverpool Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Liverpool Posts: 1,047	I farted in my brothers living room last night, he was nearly sick lol. it is rank though, somethin we all have to put up with :( Last edited by Lee; 23-01-2006 at 02:50 PM.

12-01-2006, 04:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Snorbitz1uk Naked Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Hitchin, Hertfordshire Posts: 824	Dont fart on the treadmill then

12-01-2006, 04:18 PM	#3 (permalink)
hovis Gym Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 345	:crazy: good point:crazy:

12-01-2006, 04:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
the_gre8t_1ne Your Friendly neighbourhood pusha! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Ghetto (West, London) Posts: 4,206	thats due to the protein, i get that all day damn it!

12-01-2006, 10:10 PM	#6 (permalink)
demon Looking Freaky Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Northern Ireland Posts: 809	Extra fibre can help alleviate this problem. Food's passage through your, err, passages is speeded up, so there is apparently less time for noxious gases to accumulate. Something like this - http://www.naturesbest.co.uk/categor...39CQ&cat_id=51 - may help.

13-01-2006, 02:40 PM	#7 (permalink)
jim Newbie Trainer Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 38	if you eat your veg first then carbs then protein it will help. also make sure you chew food properly then you should be a lot better

21-01-2006, 03:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
neil steel pusher Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: 17 st 2lbs 18% fat getting there Posts: 128	i know what you mean i farted in the gym the other night i soon got to go on what i wanted

23-01-2006, 05:44 PM	#10 (permalink)
Magic Torch Classic Bodybuilder :) Join Date: May 2005 Location: Clapham, London Posts: 7,494 Blog Entries: 5	PMSL did you follow through?

23-01-2006, 06:21 PM	#11 (permalink)
RAIKEY Please do not feed the Raikey, it may bite.!! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Deepest, Darkest , Yorkcestershire,...Ayup See thee!! Posts: 3,386	i had a bad stomach for bout a week once, farted every 3-4 mins constantly..... every single one came from a really nasty dark place .....(not your average "surface bubbles") ..but proper full gut ones .... and they were BAD! the gym owner let it go for about 2 sessions then banned me, stateing i could come back when, and i quote..."you have been turned inside out and hosed down" .... i had to train at a place in the next village , till the old tum tum was better... and then , he only let me back in on a probationary period.... miserable bastard.......!!

23-01-2006, 08:43 PM	#12 (permalink)
Carlos901 Banned Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,843	lmfao