29-04-2005, 10:23 PM
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| is really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: United Kingdom
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Originally Posted by Timmy Smooth Some strange cockney girl just rung me and siad
"Hey - it's Nichola, do you remember me?"
-Who?
"Nichola...we met met in the Works, remember - you got off with me."
-Errrrrr....?
"I said I was 18, but I may have twisted the truth. I'm actually 14, but I'll be 15 next week!"
At this point I didn't know what the f**k was going on!
"Yeah, well anyway, I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up or something?"
-Um, who are you after again? My name's...
"...Are you into bondage?"
!!!!!!!!
-Er...only with myself...! (I had guessed by now this was some random practical joke)
"Are you really dirty?"
-What, like my car?
"Listen, I'm down the bus stop now, but you can ring me back on 079..."
-Thanks, but I've gotta go now
***Put phone down*** | LOL 
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One of the most messed up characters in
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, Captain Hero is a parody on Superman. He is also a
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, enjoys
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, is a bisexual, has a childish personality and possibly a mental disorder, is at times a
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, practices
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, had a romance with
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, Bleh, and Unusually-Flexible-Girl.
"By the time I get there, the girl is either already safe, or dead. Either way, there's going to be some serious fondling."
~Captain Hero.
"Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of experience comes from bad judgment."
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