| The most random phonecall!
Some strange cockney girl just rung me and siad
"Hey - it's Nichola, do you remember me?"
-Who?
"Nichola...we met met in the Works, remember - you got off with me."
-Errrrrr....?
"I said I was 18, but I may have twisted the truth. I'm actually 14, but I'll be 15 next week!"
At this point I didn't know what the f**k was going on!
"Yeah, well anyway, I wanted to know if you wanted to meet up or something?"
-Um, who are you after again? My name's...
"...Are you into bondage?"
!!!!!!!!
-Er...only with myself...! (I had guessed by now this was some random practical joke)
"Are you really dirty?"
-What, like my car?
"Listen, I'm down the bus stop now, but you can ring me back on 079..."
-Thanks, but I've gotta go now
***Put phone down*** |