Thread: Male Grooming & Cosmetics
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Old 12-05-2008, 06:29 AM   #61 (permalink)
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Re: Male Grooming & Cosmetics
I have to side with LS on this issue...

us old gits really look at all this crap that they try to flog people in the vain hope it will polish a turd....

i'll put it in big letters... YOU CAN'T POLISH A TURD....

If you scare children without pulling funny faces then no amount of chocolate stinking body wash hair fudge wax grease boiled whale fat and paraffin mix is gonna make the slightest difference. You have 2 choices really.. well 3...

1)surgery
2)paper bag over your head
3)live with the fact that you are an ugly fcuker...

I did try the (2) thing when i was younger as a bet with mates... it worked very well cos all the birds wanted to see what was under the bag..... they were well miffed innit... i scored and they didn't... all for the cost of a paper bag...
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