kentlad

haha nice 1

i heard these the other day


A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide.

The librarian says; "F*ck off, you won't bring it back."





I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted to me...

Oi whats your disability?

I said "Tourettes! now f*ck off you c*nt!"

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