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Originally Posted by leeston  Sorry, but you guys are all wrong.
Not long ago I joined a weight loss club. The lady behind the desk said to me 'do you want the £10 treatment or the £50 treatment'.
As I was new to these types of clubs I opted for the £10 treatment. She said, ok just go into the the room on the left and take your clothes off. I did this and within 10 minutes a lovely tall leggy blonde came in. She was half naked and she said 'if you can catch me round this table you can have sex with me'. Well, eventuall after 15 minutes running I caught her and sh@gged her good and proper. I lost 1kg that afternoon!!
The next week I returned. I told the lady behind the desk that I was that impressed that I would go for the £50 treatment. I paid my money, went into the room on the right and proceeded to strip naked.
Imagine my horror when a big 6 foot, 20 stone black man came in with a 12inch willy and said 'you know the rules son, get running'!!!!!
Now that has to be worth a rep point doesnt it! |
Haaaa haaa, that was damn funny.
And at first I thought it was going to be a legit story.
So Lee, how much weight did you lose the second time?