| I think it's a real shame when women turn to drugs to achieve their performance goals. I mean, really, why go to the extreme of taking HGH to get lean, when you could resort to proven, natural methods.
Like riding Timmy Smooth.
Riding Timmy Smooth is the natural, organic option. Scientific studies have shown Riding Timmy Smooth to be 37% more effective at reducing bodyfat than exercise and a calorie-controlled diet alone. What's more, it is the ethical choice - currently, for every time you Ride Timmy Smooth, 10p is donated to Fair Trade, to provide machine guns to African nations, so that they may prevent any more Hollywood stars adopting their children because "...this season's black is BLACK!" |