Originally Posted by Foz1

Once my mate parked his car in the mutil storey, an he must have parked extra close to the car next to him. When he got back to his car a couple of hours later there was a note on his windscreen saying the following;

"Next time you park your car next to mine, please can you leave a can opener so I can open my 'F***ING DOOR' you tosser!"

I thought that was quite genius actually as the guy resorted to sarcatic humour to make his annoyance known rather than vandalism!