You had the money for a Ferarri?
Oh man!
I could pull hundreds of chicks with a car like that and be the envy of all the boys and men.
I have to admit, I have keyed a car or two in my time.
I came out of work and a guy pulled so close to me I could not get into my car.
I had to get in through the passinger side.
I rolled down my window on the driver side and scratched the word "
D I C K" in the side of his beater van.
Thing was hammered but I still wrote D I C K on it
